Sunday, March 15, 2009
Japanese puns are ownage.
I cant believe I stayed at home to tink about them, read them and digest them.
This is the reason y my hw is still undone. Anyway, to share some:
惑星はくせい。Its read as wakusei wa kusei.
木星もくせい。 and tis is read as mokusei mo kusei.
Anyway, woo, nice start.
Juz a intro to puns in S77:
Level 1: Eng to Eng puns
Eg1: Why was the bear lost? Because it lost its bearings.
Eg2: Why the tree cannot move? Cos it WOODEN noe how.
Eg3: Why muz get many good specs? To hav more prospects.
Level 2: Chi to Chi puns
Eg: 蛋糕跌倒了是谁让它在站起来?-猪 因为朱古力(鼓励)蛋糕。
This has lesser examples cause they werent really focused on. Come look for us if u need more.
Level 3: Eng to Chi puns
Eg1: How do you describe PuaChuKang if he dropped his mole during swimming? Its 有勇无谋(游泳无mole)
Eg2: How you descibe yourself if you are chased by a bear? 有备(bear)而来
Eg3: If you are a right hander, why cant u use the other rong hand to eat? cause 措手不及(错手不吉)
Level 4: Eng to Dialect puns
Eg1: What do you call a car without water? car BO hydrate
Eg2: How do u describe yourself if u ignore oranges? meDAOorange (methyorange)
Level 5: Foreign lang puns
Eg1:鮎は魚(read as ayu ha sakana which sounds like are you a sakana aka fish)
Eg2: チャイナチッチャイナ(read as china chichai na which means china is chichai aka small)
Eg3: Why do French people only have one egg for breakfast?Because one egg's 'un oeuf'. (one egg's
enough)
Level 6: Storm puns. (its a highly classified kind.)
There will be no examples given.
09S77 will be moving on to a new level of puns!!!

S77 has been given a rare candy! It has leveled up!!

For those who don't noe wat a rare candy is its here:

Mean while you can stay tunned for more of this stuff. :)
In my own world,
2:25 PM