Thursday, July 24, 2008
U noe, we were talking about pick up lines:
1) Your name must be summer cause ur hot....
2) Your father must be a baker cause you have a nice set of buns...
3) Your legs must be tired cause they have been racing through my mind all day....
Zai rite. Ty to wenshan lah. All ways come out with such crap.
Now come the jokes:
Q: wat's the tallest thing on Earth?
A: mopiko aka wu2bi3gao1...
Q: Why xiao ming jiao3 suan1
A: cause he step on lemon...
Q: wat batman say when he fall down?
A: painful sia (bian3 fu2 xia2)
These are also not bad lah.
More jokes:
Eskimo's have 49 words in their language to define snow because they have so much of it. In the english language, there are more then 50 ways to define a moron...
Anyway, eng com test is over. Math is next. Jiayou!!!
Im high today, pls bear with me. Here comes more jokes:
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists have found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Singapore newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Singapore scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
Proud to be a Singaporean...
In my own world,
5:52 PM
