Sunday, July 13, 2008
Lol, the ny ppl are all asking ppl to buy kit kats from them. I have my china kitkats loh. If I sell confirm win 1.
Anyway ah I got finished Chinese ACE. Yeh man, but think its only worth 3 marks. Who gives a shit anyway, think i at least got 3 across the board cause i failed my Resource development. And my science went to the finals lah.
Mei got gold for band. Lol. Not suprising tho.
And my bio test is on tue. Tell u this super dumb stuff:
Long time ago, there was this King who was very possesive of his wife. But one day he had to go away to the countryside. So to prevent others from taking advantage of his wife, he put blades in her vagina. So he left for the countryside with ease. When he returned, he checked the penis of all his subordinates. He found out that 9 out of 10 of them had cuts on their penis. He ordered them to be exercuted and promoted the 1 that did not have any cuts. But guess what...
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He had cuts on his tongue....
Anyway,
Q: wat u call a nut on the wall?
A: walnut
Q: wat u call a nut on the chest?
A: chestnut
Q: wat u call a nut on ur chin?
A: Blowjob....
In my own world,
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